A little incident of sorts happened the other day, and I’m sure you can guess it from the title…. A girl shit in the school bathroom… and then proceeded to smear it on the wall. Yup.
So if you’ve been reading my blog for a while then you already know that my all time favorite band is a newish pop-punk band called 5 Seconds of Summer (AKA 5sos).
But I never told you about the 3 times that I almost met them. Yeah, I have the worst luck in the world…
Not once. Not twice. BUT 3 FUCKING TIMES!!!
Ugh, if someone with any connection to 5sos is reading this, then just… Have mercy on my soul and let me meet them… plz senpai
Anyways, let’s get on to the story time!
Hey, beautiful! Today, I’m back with another embarrassing story time…
Ahh, yes. I love sharing my cringe-worthy moments with you if that’s what it takes to make you laugh.
This time, I’m going to be telling you about the time I embarrassingly did my makeup to resemble Cleopatra while wearing a golden wig. Now, mind you, I’m using the word ‘resemble’ very loosely here, I looked nothing like Cleopatra.
This took place when I was in Orlando, Florida back in 2010. I was pretty young in back then, so keep that in mind.
I have many other embarrassing stories from that trip, so they’ll be coming up very soon!
If you missed my other story time, then you should probably go read that too! I talked about the time I tripped over a dog in Italy and how embarrassing it was. It’s titled I FELL OVER A DOG?! Go read it!
Hey, beautiful! Today, I’m back with a new type of post!
If you follow me on twitter, then you know that I’ve been writing a couple funny and awkward story times for you!
This one is about the time I tripped over a dog while I was in Italy. It doesn’t really sound that funny, but I swear that when you see what happened, you’ll understand why it’s so embarrassing -and funny-.
I’ll also be telling you why I’m so scared of dogs. Actually, that’s an understatement, because dogs scare the shit out of me.